this will never not be funny
(Source: yourpervertedneighbor)
Via We're all just messes. Beautiful messes♥
“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
(Source: clenchuplegolas)
Zac Efron lets Vanessa walk first so people know how amazing she is.
Will Smith does THIS.
gold.
(Source: iampinkshirt)
5 Seconds of Every #1 Billboard Hot 100 Hit From 1993-2011
omfg this is brilliant I WOULD START GETTING INTO A SONG AND IT WOULD CHANGE ):
OMG MY CHILDHOOD IN SONG
Each single one of your actions suddenly becomes epic when you listen to this
(Source: peetanderson)
About me
I'm Zach. =DI'm 19 and I can't be stopped. Finally decided that I work to hard for the little money I make but oh well. I try too hard sometimes but its my style. I don't always have much to say but I will once you get to know me.
